Some nights deserve more than whatever's in the drawer.
Coconut After Dark is a coconut massage oil designed for couples who are intentional about intimacy. Built on a fractionated coconut oil base — the ultra-refined, always-liquid form that absorbs without grease and warms naturally against skin — it's blended with chamomile, lavender, and vitamins A and E for a formula that feels as good as it smells.
Ultra-smooth glide. No sticky residue. No ingredients you can't pronounce.
Start with a massage. See where the night goes.
Absorbs without residue, warms naturally on contact
Fractionated Coconut Oil Base
Calms skin and reduces sensitivity
Chamomile Flower Oil
Skin feels noticeably softer within 20 minutes
Vitamin E
Supports skin renewal long after the night ends
Vitamin A
What It's Actually Like
Out of the bottle — Soft coconut with a low hum of lavender and chamomile. Warm, not sweet. It smells like a nice evening, not a candle store.
On skin — Pour a little into your palms and it warms in seconds. The glide is slow and smooth — no tugging, no reapplying every two minutes, no film building up under your hands.
An hour later — This is the part nobody advertises. No sticky arms. No greasy sheen. No "okay, now we both need a shower." It absorbs clean, and skin just feels softer — like it was moisturized, not coated.
FAQ
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Will it stain my Layered Blanket?
Our blankets feature a waterproof internal layer, so oil won't soak through to your furniture or bedding underneath. The exterior sherpa is naturally stain resistant — and fully machine washable. Built for exactly these moments, easy to clean. after.
How long does one bottle last?
For a couple using it 2–3x per week, one 8oz bottle typically lasts 4–6 weeks. That's why our subscribers love the monthly cadence.
Is it safe for sensitive skin?
Yes. The chamomile and lavender base is specifically chosen for its skin-calming properties. No artificial fragrances, dyes, or harsh chemicals. Patch test recommended for any new topical product.
How is this different from regular coconut oil?
Coconut After Dark is a refined coconut oil blend that stays liquid at room temperature, absorbs without a greasy residue, and won't solidify in cold temperatures the way jarred coconut oil does.
Is Coconut After Dark intended for use as a sexual lubricant?
Coconut After Dark is formulated and sold as a coconut massage oil for external use only. It has not been evaluated by the FDA for any other purpose.