Coconut After Dark - Intimate Massage Oil
For the shoulders. Allegedly. Coconut After Dark is our ultra-glide coconut massage oil. Fractionated coconut base, five clean ingredients, zero added scent.
Product Description
For the shoulders. Allegedly.
Coconut After Dark is an ultra-glide coconut massage oil built on a fractionated
coconut base. Five ingredients. No added fragrance. Nothing that sits on top of skin.
Most massage oils are built on fragrance or mineral oil, which is why they turn tacky
twenty minutes in and leave a sheen you have to shower off. Fractionated coconut
absorbs instead. An hour later the skin it touched feels softer, not coated.
It comes out of the pump at the temperature skin wants. Nothing to melt, nothing to
scrape out of a jar, no pause while the mood cools.
3.4 fl oz. Unscented. External use only. Backed by our 60-day guarantee.
Slow down. Sink in.
How To Use
Pump a generous amount into your palm. More than you think.
Warm it between your hands, then start at the shoulders. Long, slow strokes.
Feel any drag? Add more. Most people under-pour. This bottle was made to be used up, not saved.
Our Ingredients
Five. You can read the whole label in nine seconds.
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Fractionated Coconut Oil) — the slip. Coconut oil with
the long-chain fats removed, so it stays liquid and absorbs into skin instead of
coating it.
Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil — the softness.
Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil — light and fast-absorbing. Keeps the blend from feeling heavy.
Cera Alba (Beeswax) — body. It's why the oil stays where you put it instead of running
onto the sheets.
Tocopherol (Vitamin E) — stability. It's what lets us skip synthetic preservatives.
No added fragrance. No glycerin. No parabens. No phthalates. No petroleum. No mineral
oil. No alcohol. No dyes. No warming agents.
Nothing in here creates a sensation. The only thing it does is take the friction out.
Five ingredients.
Read the whole label in nine seconds.
Turn over almost any massage oil and you'll find between fifteen and forty ingredients. Some are oils. Most are not. Fragrance. Fragrance masking. Preservatives to keep the fragrance stable. Emulsifiers to keep the preservatives suspended. A texture agent to undo what the emulsifier did to the feel.
Half the bottle exists to manage the other half. Ours has five.
What's in it
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Fractionated Coconut Oil)
The slip. Coconut oil with the long-chain fats removed, which is why it stays liquid at room temperature and absorbs into skin instead of coating it. It's the reason hour two feels like skin and not like film.
Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil
The softness. Whole coconut oil for a richness the fractionated base doesn't carry alone.
Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil
Light and fast-absorbing. Keeps the blend from feeling heavy or slow.
Cera Alba (Beeswax)
Body. It's why the oil stays where you put it instead of running down a back and onto the sheets.
Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Stability. It's what lets us skip synthetic preservatives entirely. The oil keeps itself.
That's the list. No sixth ingredient. No “and other natural extracts.” No proprietary blend hiding behind a trademark.
What we left out, and why
No fragrance, no dyes, no warming agents
Fragrance is the most common irritant in anything that goes on sensitive skin, and "unscented" on most labels means masked, not absent. Nothing here is added to create a smell or a sensation. What you smell is faint coconut, the way skin smells after a hot shower. Not the way a gift shop smells. The only thing this oil does is take the friction out.
No glycerin, parabens, phthalates, petroleum, or mineral oil
Standard in this category, and the first things anyone who reads labels looks for. Petroleum and mineral oil sit on top of skin instead of absorbing into it — that's the greasy sheen you're trying to get away from. The rest you shouldn't have to squint at a label to rule out.
What Should I expect
Night 1
You'll use too little. Everyone does. Use more and see what happens next.
Week two
It lives on the nightstand now. Nobody's saving it for a special occasion.
Week four
Bottle's nearly done, and that's the point. It was built to get used up.
Bottle 2
Why most people wish they'd started with two.
No scent. On purpose.
Most "unscented" oils are fragrance-masked. This one has nothing added. You smell faint coconut and your own skin — not a candle store.
Pour. Warm. Go.
No chunks to scrape. No waiting for it to melt in your hands. Straight from the pump at the temperature skin wants.
Why a Blanket Company Made an Oil
We didn't set out to make a massage oil. We make waterproof intimacy blankets.
But the same complaint kept showing up in customer messages, in a place we didn't expect: people loved the blanket and hated whatever oil they were using on top of it. Too greasy. Sticky an hour later. Smelled like a hotel lobby. The ones who'd given up on bottles entirely were scraping solid coconut oil out of a kitchen jar with a spoon.
So we made the one we kept hearing described.
Five ingredients. Fractionated coconut base — not a fragrance base, not mineral oil. Fragrance oils sit on skin. Mineral oil coats it. Fractionated coconut oil absorbs into it. That's the whole difference, and it's why hour two feels nothing like the drugstore version.
Nothing added for scent. No glycerin, no parabens, no petroleum, no dyes, no alcohol. You can read the entire label in nine seconds — which matters more here than it does on a bottle of hand lotion.
Made for the same nights the blanket was made for. Backed by the same 60-day guarantee.
How to use
Pour
Straight from the pump. Nothing to melt, nothing to scrape.
Glide
Slow and smooth. No tugging, no film under your hands.
More
Most people use too little. Under-pour and the drag comes back. Be generous — it's a 3.4 oz bottle, not an heirloom.
One bottle. The last one you'll buy.
| Product comparison |  Coconut After Dark
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 Typical massage oil
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|---|---|---|
| Ingredients | Five | A paragraph |
| On skin | Absorbs in | Sits on top |
| An hour later | Clean, skin feels softer | Greasy sheen |
| Cleanup | Nothing to scrub | Shower before bed |
| Made For | The bedroom | A table with a face hole in it |
Frequently Asked Questions
Will It Stain My Sheets?
It's an oil, so treat it like one. A little goes a long way and most of it absorbs into skin rather than pooling on fabric. But we're not going to tell you your white linens are invincible — no honest oil company can. If it's a concern, put something under you. We make a blanket for exactly that reason.
Is It Safe For Sensitive Skin?
Five ingredients, and the one most likely to cause a reaction isn't in any of them. Fragrance is the most common irritant in products that go on intimate skin, and we left it out entirely — along with glycerin, alcohol, parabens, phthalates, petroleum, and dyes. That said, every body is different. Patch test on your inner arm first, and stop use if irritation occurs.
Can I Use This For More Than A Massage?
It's a cosmetic massage oil for external use — hands, shoulders, back, wherever the
evening takes you. That's what the label says and we're going to leave it there. We're
not in the business of writing you a manual for your own evening.
How Is This Different From The Coconut Oil In My Kitchen?
Temperature, mostly. Kitchen coconut oil is solid below about 76°F, which means chunks, grit, and waiting for it to melt in your hands at the exact moment you don't want to be waiting.
Ours is fractionated — the long-chain fats are removed, so it stays liquid permanently. Three pumps and you're going. It also skips the heavy waxy film virgin coconut oil leaves behind, and it's blended with chamomile, lavender, rosemary, and vitamins A and E rather than being a single raw ingredient.
Amazing, my wife and I use it for back rubs prior to... well you know and its great. Doesnt have a bad taste either. Love!
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Will buy again!
Fast delivery, good for massage
Great thank you very much i will definitely buy again
It's a great product for the price.
I highly recommend it.
These oils are rich and luxurious. I gave one of them away for a christmas present.
No scent, non-sticky, and absorbs quickly. Moisturizing duration may be slightly weak. Satisfied with capacity and price.
Quality oil without any issues, thank you.
No issues price is great and love this brand
The delivery was on time, I just started using the product and it's excellent.