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Seal the Deal: Waterproof Blankets for the Bedroom and Adult-Type Activities

Posted on July 27 2023

Why settle for a soggy snooze?

Waterproof blankets have a variety of uses but, picture this: you're snuggled up in bed, enjoying a good book or binge-watching your favorite show, when suddenly disaster strikes. A spilled drink turns your cozy sanctuary into a wet and wild mess. Or you are snuggled up in bed and your spouse walks in, you have some time to kill but don't want the sheets to be dirty. Fear not, we have the perfect solution to keep you dry and comfortable – waterproof blankets for the bedroom!

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What's the deal with waterproof blankets?

Now, you might be wondering, "Why on earth would I need a waterproof blanket? I'm not planning on swimming in my bed!" And you're absolutely right! Waterproof blankets are not just for aquatic adventures between the sheets (wink, wink). These innovative creations are designed to repel liquids and prevent them from seeping through, keeping your mattress and bedding safe from any accidental spills or mishaps.

The above is a layered view of how our blankets are sewn together. The top layer is a soft fleece or sherpa lining, followed by a waterproof membrane. The waterproof membrane is made out of  a TPU liner. Thermoplastic polyurethane (TPU). TPU is a type of plastic that is known for its strength, flexibility, and durability. TPU membranes are often used in applications where a waterproof, breathable, and durable material is needed. Don't worry - TPU is safe, there will be no disruption to any sort of bodily system or function when using this. So whether the blanket is used for sex or just for staying warm, you are sure to be kept dry.

Stay cozy, stay dry both mentally and physically

Imagine the peace of mind you'll have knowing that your bed is protected from life's little accidents. Be sure that all of your surfaces are protected, you can now turn your entire bed (or couch) into a splash zone. No more fretting over that glass of red wine precariously perched on your nightstand or worrying about your furry friend leaving a surprise puddle. With a waterproof blanket, you can snuggle up without a care in the world, knowing that any liquid mishaps will be easily cleaned up away. I might add - your spouse will love it too.

Not just practical, but stylish and discreet too!

Now, you might be thinking, "Sure, a waterproof blanket sounds great, but won't it be an eyesore in my beautifully decorated bedroom?" or "I don't want people knowing that I have a sex blanket on my bed" Fear not, dear reader, for waterproof blankets come in a variety of stylish designs and materials. From cozy fleece to luxurious microfiber, you can find a waterproof blanket that not only keeps you dry but also complements your bedroom decor. Our choice of blanket looks and feels just like any other blanket. They will never know! The options are endless when it comes it waterproof blankets.

Don't let spills rain on your parade

Life is full of unexpected surprises, and sometimes those surprises involve liquids where they shouldn't be. But with a waterproof blanket, you can laugh in the face of spilled drinks, leaky roofs, and mischievous pets. So go ahead, enjoy that glass of wine in bed and fully relax when alone time comes around knowing that your waterproof blanket has got your back (and your mattress).

When it comes to staying dry and cozy, a waterproof blanket is the ultimate bedroom accessory.